Laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you
Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are
Vacations - They never seem to be long enough
Weather - Nothing can be done to change them
Blenders - You need one but you're not sure why
Chocolate - Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for the hips
Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say
Department stores - Their clothes are always half off
Government Bonds - They take sooooo long to mature
Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Popcorn - They satisfy you but not for long
Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last
Lava lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright
Parking spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Sometimes.
2. Do you enjoy drama?:
Depends what drama xD
3. Are you a girly girl?:
Not really. In some ways yes in others now
4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My mum
5. Small or large purses?:
Small xD
6. Are you short?:
Yus >.>
7. Do you like somebody:
Hell yes
8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
If it's my boyfriend, I'd kiss him. If it wasn't they'd get slapped.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Yes >.>
10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
No
11. Are you double jointed?:
Nope
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
xD Uhm. On my floor lol
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Nope
14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
Yes
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
xD Yup.
16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl confession?":
xD Loads I'm guessing
"X" Marks the Spot:
[ ] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
Not wearing one
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
Dark haired
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
Yes But not in a bad way
4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
Yes. My sister, Rachael x3
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Yup
6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery?:
Once but I'd never have the guts to do it.
7. Do you like your life?:
Half and half.
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
Yes
9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
xD Hell yeah
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I dunno to be honest xD
11. How long have you had Facebook?:
Almost a year now. Since September 2008
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
Yep
13. What are your biggest fears?:
Spiders and being left on my own.
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Yep. Lots of times.
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
Yup
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
Depends.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
Depends what it is.
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
Sometimes.
19. Are you currently missing someone?:
Yes..
This guy or that guy? Pick one.
Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Goth x3
Preppy or Cowboy?:
Cowboy lmao
Face or Body?:
xD Don't make me choose!
Sweet or Sexy?:
Sweet
Well-educated or Dropout?:
Not bothered
Armani or Abercrombie?:
No clue what either are, so neither.
City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
Not bothered
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?:
Doesn't bother me
Contacts or Glasses?:
Doesn't bother me
More Questions:
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
Who?
04. Skirts or pants?:
Skirts
05. Socks or leggings?:
Socks
06. Hoodies or jackets?:
Jackets
07. Heels or sneakers?:
Sneakers
08. Straight or curly hair?:
Either
09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
Dangling
10. White or black?:
Black
11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
Wha?
12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Neither
13. Diet or regular sodas?:
Both
15. Pearls or diamonds?:
Both
16. Vintage or hobo?:
what?
17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
Mary Kate xD
18. Lindsay or Hilary?
Who?
19. Ipod or cell phone?:
Cell phone
20. Friends or family?:
Family. Anyone who says otherwise are heartless bitches.
21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
Neither
22. Manicure or pedicure?:
Neither
23. Tiffany’s or Chanel?:
What?
24. Love or peace?:
Love
25. Sunglasses or purses?:
Sunglasses
In a girl or guy:
Funny or Serious?:
Funny
Romantic or Daredevil?:
Romantic
Cute or Hot?:
Cute
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
Dark
Long Hair or Short Hair?:
Either
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
Either
Clean-cut or Rough?:
Either
Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
Doesn't matter
Basketball Player or Football Player?:
Neither please I hate both.
Jock or Rebel?:
Rebel
Smoker or Non-smoker?:
Non smoker
Druggie or Clean?:
Clean
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
Motorcycle x3
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